Congratulations joe smole!
Based on your application, your new, very important profession under the Green New Deal will be Toilet Paper Black Market Investigator and your new salary will be $176,310/yr.
Toilet Paper Black Market Investigator: $176,310/yr Common
We will need shrewd people to investigate the coming toilet paper black markets after several years of our new economy. On the other hand, is toilet paper really even a necessity? We'll probably just ban it altogether, because government bans on things always work 100% of the time.
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665,518 other people have declared themselves Unwilling to Work at a total income of $15,210,025,859,820/yr
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How do we pay for $15,210,025,859,820/yr? Easy!
- Tax the rich (top 90%) at 371% of their income
- Tax the uber-rich (top 49%) at 1471% of their income
- Tax the top 1% (BAD!) at 2471% of their income
- Print an additional $237,234,123,122
- Grow an additional $345,344,113,566 from money trees