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Based on your application, your new, very important profession under the Green New Deal will be Period Blood Artist and your new salary will be $531,245/yr.


Period Blood Artist: $531,245/yr Uncommon

It's only true art as long as it doesn't resemble anything and makes bigots confused or disgusted. Bonuses available if your work attacks Christianity.


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882,098 other people have declared themselves Unwilling to Work at a total income of $27,535,888,785,722/yr

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How do we pay for $27,535,888,785,722/yr? Easy!
  • Tax the rich (top 90%) at 371% of their income
  • Tax the uber-rich (top 49%) at 1471% of their income
  • Tax the top 1% (BAD!) at 2471% of their income
  • Print an additional $237,234,123,122
  • Grow an additional $345,344,113,566 from money trees